Ophelia Wilde
 

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DO YOU HAVE ANY ENHANCEMENTS?

I’m au natural –no enhancements, tattoos, or piercings (aside from my ears).

 

DO YOU PROVIDE OUTCALL / INCALL?

I provide outcalls to most areas in NYC. Incall can be provided upon request for an extra fee. If I’m on tour in your city, I’ll have an incall available at no additional cost.

 

WHAT WILL YOU BE WEARING?

I’ll choose something classic, chic, and refined. I love a subtly elegant dress or figure hugging jeans paired with a chic top. I’ll dress to impress, but not to draw unwarranted attention. Do you have a specific color or look in mind? I love to accommodate wardrobe requests, just ask. 

 

ARE YOUR PHOTOS REAL?

My photos are real, recent, and accurate. Professional photos have had slight editing to adjust lighting and minor flaws, but nothing overly drastic. Looking for something a little less polished? I frequently post candid snaps to Twitter –these photos are unedited, or only edited to the extent of adding a filter + a face blur. Please do not request photos of my face -my personal privacy is hugely important and I will not send them under any circumstance.

 

I AM CONCERNED ABOUT MY PRIVACY -CAN I SKIP THE SCREENING PROCESS?

I fully understand that providing personal details about yourself to a beautiful stranger on the internet goes against all the online safety guidelines you’ve been taught. However, all information sent is completely confidential. I am the only one that has access to our emails and I do not share, collect, or store any data. Once you’ve been screened and verified, the only information I’ll retain is your email address or phone number –whichever we’ll use to set up future bookings and keep in touch. My safety is my top priority, and as an independent provider it’s paramount that I screen thoroughly. As I respect your privacy, please respect my screening requirements.

 

DO YOU OFFER XYZ?

Despite the glossy exterior of my website and lustrous shine of my photos, I am a human person. Being with me is like being with your favorite girlfriend you've ever had at the height of your infatuation. I don’t have a formula or outline I follow for my dates. I prefer to let my experience with you unfold organically and develop a unique spark in our conversation, our chemistry, and our touch. To quote Rumi again, “Don’t think all ecstasies are the same!”

 

WHAT IS YOUR REVIEW POLICY?

I have delisted from TER and do not allow reviews. Why? I am hugely turned off by the trend toward overly crass and explicit writing in reviews –and by recent changes to TER’s scoring system. Additionally, the legal grey area of reviews and my concern for privacy don't mesh. Overall, I’d prefer to keep my encounters discreet and personal, although I am open to tasteful writing about our time together for my testimonial page. 

 

DO YOU SEE COUPLES?

Happily so! I see couples for an additional +$200.

 

DO YOU SEE WOMEN?

Absolutely. I identify as pansexual, and would love to see an uptick in queer / trans / non-binary clientele.

 

DO YOU SEE CLIENTS OF COLOR?

Absolutely. I do not discriminate on the basis of race, ethnicity, disability status, gender, religion, etc. I am sorry that I even have to make this a bullet point on my FAQ!

 

DO YOU OFFER DUOS?

Yes -is there anything more sublime than to have two (or more!) companions in a room together? Check out some of my phenomenal lovers, or suggest someone new. I play well with others.

 

CAN I USE YOU AS A REFERENCE?

Of course! I am always happy to accommodate references. Please be sure to contact me in advance with the name and email address of the wonderful companion I can expect to hear from. That way I can get back to them quickly and you can expedite your screening process.

 

WILL YOU TRAVEL TO SEE ME?

Yes. I’m passport ready and would love to escape my own city for a long weekend or even just one night of bliss with you. Inquire for details, but travel typically requires a deposit and / or a minimum date time.

 

WHAT HAPPENS IF WE RUN INTO EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC?

While I won’t harbor any resentment toward a sly smile in my direction, please do not approach me if you see me in public. I am often out with friends or family, and even if I appear to be alone, I might not be. I am a very private person and discretion is crucial. Similarly, I will not approach or acknowledge you if I see you out –don’t take it as an indication of my feelings towards you, but rather as an expression of my respect for your privacy.

 

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DRINK?

Sparkling water is my favorite, as I don't drink much alcohol. When I do indulge, I love Veuve Clicquot (particularly their rosé), Perrier Jouët (Belle Epoque preferably), and full bodied red wines. For liquor, Fernet-Branca is my go to.

 

DO YOU HAVE ANY DIETARY RESTRICTIONS?

I am a long time vegetarian, but I’ve never had an issue finding something suitable to eat while out –even at steakhouses! It doesn’t bother me for people to eat meat around me; I’m not judgmental about it at all. I am, however, very sensitive to odor and find the smell of seafood particularly offensive. I would love if you were to abstain from eating seafood during our time together, although it wouldn’t be the end of the world if it were something truly important to you (is fish that important to people?).